The Royal Garage · our iOS app
Your car texts you. Royally.
A name, a personality, a star sign and a painted portrait - and nothing about you, or them, ever leaves your phone.
Track it. Dream it. Drive it.
Tuesday
08:30
Her texts, as they arrive - from the Royal Garage app.
No account, no number plate. Just her manners.
Step 1
A concierge greets you
On your first visit, the court's concierge walks you through the palace - then a pet name is all we ask. No account, no plate, no photos of your car. Your car is painted, not photographed.
Step 2
They look after themselves
Rego in Sydney, MOT in London, registration anywhere - your car keeps their own diary in your realm's language and texts you when something needs doing.
Step 3
Manifest the next one
Name the dream, turn the daily card, watch the pot grow. The universe already picked your new car.
The three standings
Everyone starts in the Bronze Court
The Bronze Court
Free
forever
- One car, every feature
- Her texts and the daily card
- The Manifest and the pot
The Silver Court
A$5.99
a month
- Room for the whole fleet
- Every car with her own voice
- Each served extra as it ships
The Gold Court
A$49.99
a year · save 30%
- Everything in Silver
- The loyal price
- The badge everyone wants
Cancel anytime. Founding members keep the founding price for as long as they stay.
The most private car app there is
No account needed, no personal data, no number plate, no photos of your car. Your garage lives on your iPhone - we run no servers for it and could not read it if we wanted to. The optional Registry is the one exception, holding exactly one email and your founding seat number so the badge survives any phone. One car is free, forever, with every feature. The Court Membership - a fair monthly or yearly subscription, cancel anytime - opens the whole fleet, and carries each served extra as it ships. Founding members keep the founding price for as long as they stay.
The iPhone app is arriving on the App Store soon
You don't have to wait - the Royal Garage already runs in your browser, free.
Join The Despatch and you'll hear the moment the App Store doors open.